Their parents are looking forward to Abrahaming their sons for their rapist god.

I have a plan to get my kids out of the country before they turn 18. No draft dodger is gonna draft my kin.

I saw a bill in congress early 2025 that wanted to authorize Trump to “acquire” Greenland and rename it to Red, White, and Blueland, who the fuck comes up with this shit? (H.R. 116)

Earl Carter a representative from Georgia apparently

Edit: As mentioned below, I typoed the hell out of the bill, it’s HR 1161 NOT 116

no broccoli head?

this is another one of those simultaneously old and young images that trip a feeling similar to uncanny valley