i’m no line expert but i see a teeny tiny downward trend

touch your mother

would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

in general, no matter what site i’m on, i assume about half the traffic is bots. which means you are…<flips coin> heads. phew! thought you were a bot

the “fell for it again award” meme shows up on 4chan’s /pol/ board a lot. believe or not, not everyone there is a brainwashed fascist. sure, most of them are, but not all

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma

im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice

fuck the tbilisi tpolisi

Ancient Aliens has entered the chat

ls -U #GEAUX TIGERS!

they don’t call them “froggos”, they’re just “frogs”. a frog is either a pepe or an apu. an apu is like a cute lil pepe

wc -l should give you the same thing with the long names since the line count is still the same

it can only come from years of browsing the chans and saving every frog you see. jk i think there’s a huge frog database online you can download

that really is a terrifying feeling

i ctrl+c my fucking face off when that happens.

oh and in case y’all can’t read it, the command is cat * in /bin

one thing i’ve learned about brain damage is that it’s not all bad. i got a traumatic brain injury three years ago and it actually made me more normal. it even got rid of my alcohol cravings for me.