This is your ONLY notice regarding your libelous accusations against Mr. S. Claus.
The Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 (29 U.S.C. § 201 et seq.) specifically excludes charitable volunteers from coverage. My client’s workshop is a registered charitable organization. Your claims are legally baseless and constitutionally defamatory.
Retract your statements immediately or face litigation. Mr. Claus has extensive resources, centuries of relations with government officials, and zero tolerance for slander.
You’ve made the Naughty List. Don’t make it worse.
Jingleheimer & Schmidt, Esq. Counsel for S. Claus North Pole Bar Association
CEASE AND DESIST - FIRST AND FINAL WARNING
This is your ONLY notice regarding your libelous accusations against Mr. S. Claus.
The Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 (29 U.S.C. § 201 et seq.) specifically excludes charitable volunteers from coverage. My client’s workshop is a registered charitable organization. Your claims are legally baseless and constitutionally defamatory.
Retract your statements immediately or face litigation. Mr. Claus has extensive resources, centuries of relations with government officials, and zero tolerance for slander.
You’ve made the Naughty List. Don’t make it worse.
Jingleheimer & Schmidt, Esq.
Counsel for S. Claus
North Pole Bar Association
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