Not just old dudes. No wonder women don’t want to be friends with us…
wonder women
Where?😍
women
Where? 😍
INB4 the inevitable “men - where” joke
you could’ve at least continued the tradition
tradition
Where? 😍
Oh, it’s just Christmas again. Nvm
No wonder women
You missed the most important part of that quote.
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I don’t know what this pic of Ron Perlman has to do with anything. Maybe he’s one of the good ones!
Aw jeez, I never noticed that. Ron writes like an actual scholar but he’s got resting bulldog face sometimes.
Or as I put it to the younger guys at work, “she’s probably thinking ‘he’s nice, I bet my mum/gran would like him’ “
hell yeah granny, I’ll pour the advocaat
Winks at the waitress “They love it”
“I like your tie”
Flips tablet to the tips screen
My biological father did that shit every time we went to a restaurant while I was growing up. Then he’d usually try to get them to flirt with me, starting from when I was like 8. I still hate going to restaurants with table service decades later
Middle-aged dude here. Sometimes, rarely, you get a genuine “look”. Especially when dressed stylish for the night! I hate the fake shit though, from either sex.
Hate that shit in customer service of any kind. I always treated the customer like someone a friend referred to me. “I know this guy Shalafi. He can help you with that.” Crazy how customers treat you like a genuine human when you treat them as such.
If Tom Waits turned into a monkey…
but we’re already monkeys
