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are we sure we didn’t confused for a giant piece of shit?
I guess it’s a matter of perspective.
What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?
A polite guest who brings their own refreshments.
Hmmm, no. Not a dung beetle at least, it was an European mole cricket, cool dude, I still don’t know where he was trying to go.
I thought for sure the 2nd line was going to be:
A piece of shit.
I had one of the shimmering metalic emerald green species land on my shirt this summer and it was honestly one of the highlights of my year. “THAT FIGURES!” I thought, even the animal kingdom agrees I’m a piece of shit.
Maybe a little moisturizer?
I just appreciate that they prevent flies.
