• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    There are certain phrases or events which require a ritual response so that my children know all is correct with the world.

    If anyone says “Cleopatra”, it is vitally important that I immediately reply “Comin’ atcha!”

    If we see a police car, especially if it is running with lights and siren, I must say: “Oh, crikey, it’s the rozzers!”

    If we see an ambulance, it is vital that I declare “Ambulance!” forcefully in a bad Welsh accent.

    These rituals, and others like them, keep the world spinning correctly on its axis.

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      2 days ago

      Hilariously enough, I’m very Canadian, and the ‘crikey rozzers’ is burnt into my brain too. I have no idea where it came from, but it owes me about 15 years rent.

      Gotta say it in the cheesiest British accent you can muster.

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      Huh. See a police car around here and it’s “ey-up, they’ve found you.”

      But I see you. Since kids I have found any phrase that is a song title (or key refrain) gets sung back to them just to be annoying too. Sometimes said track is immediately played in a vain attempt to not seem crazy.