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Ok I thought they were hanging Ronald McDonald in effigy
ronald is finally ascending to heaven. looks more like marcel marceau the mime, a temu version.
What a golden calf.
And somehow Palpatine returned.
Most of them lost the vision eons ago
They turned the church into a circus.
Do they still give out bread tho?
That’s communism. Supply side Jesus says no.
Very fun read, thanks!
Indeed! Supply Side Jesus is one of my favorite webcomics.
These people are all damned to Hell.
They are creating it on Earth.
What if they were already sent to help for their sins, and this is it, but they don’t realise it?
So make sure when you say you’re in it but not of it
You’re not helping to make this earth a place sometimes called Hell
Change your words into truths and then change that truth into love
And maybe our children’s grandchildren And their great-great grandchildren will tell
It not like this fly over system costs very much. Compared to the huge building and technology they install. I am fully against Church and religion in general, but flying Santa isn’t too spectacular. The private jets, buildings the size of Amazon warehouses that actually cost…
Maybe, but the small things do add up. Insurance rate increases due to high risk aerial performances, coordinator/safety team, etc.
You’re funny thinking they pay for any of that.
Why pay for insurance, if you can pray for protection, right?
What in the ragety-anne-fuck is going on there?
I don’t know and I don’t give a french fried titty fuck
Some things would mix well. I’d go to “church” just to see the mix.
What in the actual three-ring-fuck is going on in this picture?
I know that church doesn’t have to be as solemn as a funeral, but still… unless these production levels are generating millions for charity, I can’t imagine how people are just okay with this.
If Jesus returned from the dead he would be anti-Christian.
How much further from actual Christian values can modern Christianity get?
he would probably smite them.
Was Jesus ever Cristian?
If you start a cult, are you not the first member of the cult? Shoko Asahara was still the leader of and member of aum shinrykio
People are gonna watch The Righteous Gemstones and think it’s a documentary
It’s just rather tame and the people are way nicer than in reality
It is.
But only by suffering enough will the poor be worthy. Then they’ll magically lift themselves up out of poverty.
So heap suffering on them!
Oh look, I guess they were never worthy…
That’s ridiculous, even Jesus thought so.
And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all who sold and bought in the temple, and he overturned the tables of the money-changers and the seats of those who sold pigeons. He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you make it a den of robbers.”
Matthew 21:12-13 (Source)
“Scuse me sir, have you read the Bible”?
“Have you?”
Kinda unrelated, but I got a place on my church’s theater. I’m gonna act as an angel. Hope they won’t put me flying like this.
Angel of …?
/s
Dunno. Pratices are tomorrow, will update you by message when I get it.
I want an angel play update, too. Sounds fun!
Okay, notef.
