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minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI have to pay for my toilet water.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoPro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoMe carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoHer sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher. This is smart.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoBut then I’d have to drink sock water.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWe all have to make sacrifices
I have to pay for my toilet water.
Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
Her sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher.
This is smart.
But then I’d have to drink sock water.
We all have to make sacrifices