db2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoSorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭NSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down19
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageSorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭NSFWlemmy.worlddb2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·3 days agoI misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.” Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo. Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.
minus-squareORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoI did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.
minus-squaredigredior@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoThere’s a nonzero chance you know them too
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoPersonally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…
minus-squareSolrac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoHave you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken
I misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.”
Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo.
Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.
I did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.
There’s a nonzero chance you know them too
Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…
Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken