I feel weirdly familiar with matt and trey. Im almost as old as those two, and growing up my brothers and friends had very similar taste in humor, or it would seem so at least.
I imagine they are good bros to have anyways.
Fun fact: They were trippin balls in this photo because they dropped acid in the limo
Second fun fact, they flatly refused to acknowledge the dresses entirely when asked over and over about them, just saying what a lovely night and event it was and all the stars are out etc. 🤣
“Magical evening”
There’s an interview where you see Trey snap back to reality remember he’s high and snap back, it’s one of those “cheer me up” videos.
That shit eating grin he makes when he lands is so fucking good
It’s a magical night tonight.
J-Lo looks stunning. The rest are a toss up… if we’re only talking about looks. If we’re doing personality might as well just crop Paltrow out of the picture.
J-Lo’s personality has corroded over the years, dare I say equal to or worse than Paltrow’s. We KNOW Matt & Trey wore these dresses better.
Once you smelled her candle, the mystique is gone.
I don’t remember this cast of Wicked
J-Lo
Damn, they’re beautiful. Well, I guess the other ones are okay, but honestly incomparable to perfection.
I’d like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I’m saying.
You’re mustard?
They’re marshmallow fluff. Matt is the sliced ham and Trey is the ketchup.
Just like Mom used to make.
The Jewish guy is the ham?
We are all the ham on this glorious day
I’ve seen them before, but who are the women on either side?
Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Never heard of 'em.
Perhaps you have heard the hit song “Taco Flavored Kisses”
I also only recognise Trey and Matt.
Okay J-Lo…I gotta go to a fancy party covering my penis in see thru cellophane. Purple color crotchless pants. Everything else is blue jeans but the cellophane covered crotch. You can totally see my penis jumping and jiggling around in there, but not enough to have full confidence of actually having seen it.
To the sewing machine!
