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minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·1 个月前Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
minus-squareKingGimpicus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 个月前Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 个月前It’s a cheetah, not a leopard.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前Wait, no, I think that’s leopards
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 个月前You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching. …Fell free to put it to the test and prove me wrong though.
Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
More than you’d enjoy.
It’s a cheetah, not a leopard.
Wait, no, I think that’s leopards
You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching.
…Fell free to put it to the test and prove me wrong though.
Accurate.