• altphoto@lemmy.today
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    21 hours ago

    Okay, I’m not in pro, nor opposed to fake nudes. But let’s think about why they exist. We want to see people naked having sex. Its a type of entertainment and the performers are real live actors. That industry will collapse as we know it if AI takes over. Either that or Nabisco will add sex pictures on their chocolate wrappers because porn stars will just be another naked person having sex for a few bucks.

    I for one really would like normal people having sex for my entertainment. If we let AI get the best of ourselves, porn will be, one day soon, gone forever! Muscle guys will forget how to pose together with another five guys so we can still see their penises going in and out of the actresses vagina. The actresses will not known how to prepare mentally and physically to be stretched in such an extreme way. That requires years of practice. I’m only half joking, it definitely takes some time to stretch out the various orifices in such a way.

    I propose to only watch non-AI porn, because that’s the only way to preserve our culture. That’s the only way to keep the actors practicing their moves, the actresses practicing their orgasms and the talent acquisition team hard at work! They need to keep those audition couches filled and warm! And what about the support teams?

    The camera guys need to remember the traditional ways of getting out of the ways of the balls swinging. The make-up girls, the fluffers, the microphone guy, the language translation teams and the special effects guy all need jobs! I mean…waka waka waka, 70’s style music doesn’t write itself! And the cleanup crue? They need the job! And they are ready with brushes, brooms, spatula, water buckets, stain removers, etc. And the furniture guys? Selling the odd couch or bed at consignment. Same for the dressing teams.

    Its an industry we must keep supporting. Porn is us, porn is human. Thank you!

    I’ll take my check when you guys are done fondling each other.

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      13 hours ago

      That was great, thanks.

      It does make me wonder if the traditional criticism of porn will go away with AI porn taking over.

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        8 hours ago

        It’ll be like having a nack for old art forms…and so we went to the theater and watched them do 7 different classical porn positions… There was doggie, reverse cow girl, spitroast. It looked so real! It was a great play!