I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that it woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
“Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”
I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that it woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
idk if this is true,but holy that doesnt sound healthy.
and maybe NNN isnt healthy aswell.
Just don’t shave for a month and you’re good.
Duh
glowing?
Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.
Santas going to get sleighed tonight.
Semen becomes bioluminescent if too much of it accretes. The red was the blood vessels.
In the dark.
We’ve all been there.
I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.
According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.
I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.
Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.
Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.
Some motherfuckers share too much
My wife is one of those people who strangers will spill their darkest secrets to. It’s weird what people feel comfortable telling her.
Example.
Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?