More often than most, middle are driving the speed limit, tailgaters are angry that you are not breaking the law.
Imagine if you’re at a Disney park in a line for a ride, and the one behind you being pissed off you’re not stabbing every person in front of you.
If that situation is crazy, why did we normalized breaking the speed limit because an asshole keep beeping and flashing their light at you?
I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.
If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.
When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:
“Cleave not unto the middle lane as though it were thine inheritance.
For the lane of the centre is for passing, and he who lingers there without purpose soweth irritation among the hosts of the roadway.
As a stone in the river troubleth the waters, so doth the needless occupier hinder the flow of many.
Blessed is he who returneth to the leftward lane in due season, for his journey shall be smooth and his neighbours unvexed.”
No, “I” am not wrong. But you go right ahead and take it up with the lawyers who linked each state law on that easily clickable link I just gave you. What a fucking spoon.
More often than most, middle are driving the speed limit, tailgaters are angry that you are not breaking the law.
Imagine if you’re at a Disney park in a line for a ride, and the one behind you being pissed off you’re not stabbing every person in front of you.
If that situation is crazy, why did we normalized breaking the speed limit because an asshole keep beeping and flashing their light at you?
I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.
If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.
When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:
Book of the non cuntish 7:14–17
In the most US states, the middle lane is a traveling lane. This comic is a US comic.
In the US context, stop fucking lying.
https://www.mwl-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/SLOWER-TRAFFIC-KEEP-RIGHT.pdf
Pretty much every state starts with “Motorist must keep right unless over taking…”
Every lane is a travelling lane, you utter dope.
You’re wrong.
No, “I” am not wrong. But you go right ahead and take it up with the lawyers who linked each state law on that easily clickable link I just gave you. What a fucking spoon.