• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.

    If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.

    When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:

    “Cleave not unto the middle lane as though it were thine inheritance. For the lane of the centre is for passing, and he who lingers there without purpose soweth irritation among the hosts of the roadway. As a stone in the river troubleth the waters, so doth the needless occupier hinder the flow of many. Blessed is he who returneth to the leftward lane in due season, for his journey shall be smooth and his neighbours unvexed.”

    Book of the non cuntish 7:14–17