Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Corn kernel: Finnish kernel:

Niblets obscured.

Ill be in the bathroom

As a descendant of farmers, I’m 86.47% sure that’s a cow

Baby corn goes up to Pop corn and asks:

Dad, where do babies come from?

Can someone explain? What’s wrong with Japanese corn?