themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 11か月前Priorities of a good manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1548arrow-down113
arrow-up1535arrow-down1imagePriorities of a good manlemmy.worldthemaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 11か月前message-square41fedilink
minus-squareBombOmOm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·edit-211か月前“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay” “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?” “What?” “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·11か月前“I told you, I’m gay.” “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11か月前“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11か月前“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·11か月前Oh I read that totally different. “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck” “Word, these supreme though?”
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11か月前That’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11か月前“I’m watching my weight” “This is how we knew”
“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”
“We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”
“What?”
“Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
“I told you, I’m gay.”
“And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
Oh I read that totally different.
“Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”
“Word, these supreme though?”
That’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
“I’m watching my weight”
“This is how we knew”