At least someone put a light inside the pumpkin :(
Dam bro u gud?
It’s insides needed to be carved out and tossed aside first.
So… Step 1 taken care of here.
Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…
…laughed at and mocked by passers by…
…eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…
I was sure there would be a comment about fucking the pumpkin but this is certainly also something
A Harold meme in the wild in 2025? What a blessed day to be alive!
Pretty sure the pumpkin is a part of a plant and plants qualify as life.
I therefore object to the use of the term" lifeless."
This pumpkin is doing better than me.
Well, that hurts.
I too am immediately eaten by squirrels.
Yah apparently there are 2 kinds of pumpkins edible and non edible (we use to carve)
