threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · edit-220 days agoThe Mysterious Noise, The Empty Bottle, and The Asshole Labmatesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1262arrow-down1imageThe Mysterious Noise, The Empty Bottle, and The Asshole Labmatesh.itjust.worksthreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · edit-220 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-220 days agoSome bastard walked off with The Good Allen Wrenches again, and his corpse was found in a pile of unassembled IKEA. Everything is reading 50 microvolts higher on the left side of the room and nobody knows why. All my equipment was made in the 50s and its full of sand. “The lab fridge sandwich incident” Which shipping dock is our crate sitting on? No, not that one either! (Better hurry, it’s starting to rain.) Nobody ever turns on the ventilator because it makes A Bad Noise. They Turned The Overhead Lights On And All The Grad Students Shriveled Up And Died.
Some bastard walked off with The Good Allen Wrenches again, and his corpse was found in a pile of unassembled IKEA.
Everything is reading 50 microvolts higher on the left side of the room and nobody knows why.
All my equipment was made in the 50s and its full of sand.
“The lab fridge sandwich incident”
Which shipping dock is our crate sitting on? No, not that one either! (Better hurry, it’s starting to rain.)
Nobody ever turns on the ventilator because it makes A Bad Noise.
They Turned The Overhead Lights On And All The Grad Students Shriveled Up And Died.