Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
I mean, if you’re feeling like doing good things to try to buy your way to heaven, I know there is a shit ton of student loans that could be forgiven… just sayin
You’re in luck, they’re willing to do that but only if you join ICE.