andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down12
arrow-up1493arrow-down1imageI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareOdo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 days agoWell that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
minus-squaremanicdave@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoOP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoAtheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
minus-squaremetallic_z3r0@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoTurns out ghosts also like corn.
minus-squareTryenjer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoGhosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoOh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoOh. Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
They’re vaping in there
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.