Lawful Good
The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren
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Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.
Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.Im a “brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout” :3
Where I live, I scan the items with my phone and put them straight into my own bag, then at the self-checkout I just scan the QR and pay through the app.
That’s ingenious.
Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding
Don’t have to carry the bag around if you use the cart. Less effort
As far as I know none of the stores in my town even have shopping carts tbf. I’d have to go shop in the city if I wanted to use one hah
ive seen one’s that add a cart on that, you add the basket in the frame, boom smol cart.
I think I’m the Lawful Good. Sorry.
I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.
I’m 40.
Chaotic Good. Though more often I’m a “ride-it-into-the-corral” guy.
Golden corral
True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.
The true neutral taketh, and giveth back
What alignment are you if you just take it home?
For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤
True neutral
Returned to the poor
I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.
Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.
Which one is hop into the basket and take it for a joyride?
Chaotic Cool 😎
What’s zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?
Karma is typically connected to Lawful Neutral.
I don’t see what you’re talking about, zip tie or poorly parked SUV
OP is saying that they like to zip-tie the cart, not that it’s in any of the images; and they’re asking what alignment that would fall under.
Ahhhh. That makes sense. Thanks