• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      9 个月前

      If you want to push the spicy level but not have a visit from Satan’s eyeball, they make this great barrier ointment called Ilex. Just, uh, you have to be careful not to glue your butt cheeks closed to most folk put some Vaseline on afters. Who knows, maybe they’ve fixed that but i last used it regularly when I wanted to belong to the nuclear taco club but couldn’t get Thursdays off, it’s been a minute.

      • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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        9 个月前

        First they invented great barrier reef, now they make great barrier ointment. My God what horrors and highlights, the hubris of humankind.

    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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      9 个月前

      Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.