• Meltdown@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Did you wake up crabby?

    Who, me? Yes, you!

    Well, you woke up crabby,

    Let me tell you what to do:

    Put a crab stick in your face!

    We’ve got all the crabs in the same place,

    It’ll rid you of all your acne and your flab,

    The only thing it can’t do is be real crab!