The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · vor 5 MonatenAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down14
arrow-up1823arrow-down1imageAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · vor 5 Monatenmessage-square75fedilink
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenPro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy. Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
minus-squareHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down3·vor 5 Monaten The toilet paper is loaded backwards
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenEvery time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
minus-squareHawke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenI’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down22·vor 5 MonatenExcuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
minus-squareCheradenine@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenIs there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time? The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·vor 5 MonatenLemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·vor 5 MonatenWhat did you just say about the interrobang‽
minus-squareLilB0kChoy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenWhat’s an interrobang‽
minus-squareSeeker of Carcosa@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·vor 5 Monaten“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenAs a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·vor 5 MonatenSo it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
minus-squareMotoAsh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·vor 5 Monatenahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 5 Monatennone of these there’s not enough crying
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenCat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·vor 5 MonatenThat would not stop a cat
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·vor 5 MonatenThe toilet paper is correctly installed
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
none of these there’s not enough crying
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed