The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1年前Another productive meetinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down14
arrow-up1823arrow-down1imageAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1年前message-square75fedilink
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down1·1年前Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy. Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
minus-squareHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down3·1年前 The toilet paper is loaded backwards
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·1年前Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
minus-squareHawke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·1年前I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down22·1年前Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
minus-squareCheradenine@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·1年前Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time? The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1年前Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1年前What did you just say about the interrobang‽
minus-squareSeeker of Carcosa@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1年前“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·1年前As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1年前So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
minus-squareMotoAsh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1年前ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1年前none of these there’s not enough crying
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1年前Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1年前The toilet paper is correctly installed
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
none of these there’s not enough crying
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed