Soulless ✅
Spreads misinformation ✅
Blood sucking parasite ✅
Needs to be invited into your life ✅
Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅
Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅Vampires are just social media for the 1700s
Also, unable to do any self-reflection
Describes the right wing propaganda machine too.
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Knows all your private information ✅
Vampires are capitalism!
This but unironically. I’ve always viewed them as manifestation fear of nobles/oligarchs. I’ve seen people compare zombies to things like over consumption and consumerism which I’m less convinced by.
They all seem particularly salient metaphors, this can’t be some kind of mistake. Either the authors have incredible insights or these are some kind of ancestrally recurring patterns. At this point, vampires, ghouls and zombies have become part of our daily lives, they are absolutely everywhere
Yes, monster myths have always held the function of moral lessons for the many cultures that birthed them. The Wendigo is a moral metaphor for the taboo against eating human flesh, and the necessity of working together through harsh winters, as opposed to greedy wendigo, that works only to sate itself, and thus is cursed never to be sated. The Vampire is a moral warning against demanding excess in all things carnal, monetary, and gluttonous, and for this reason it resonated with Victorian england. The zombie, however, was originally just someone who had been drugged into submission. The modern zombie does, however, make an excellent metaphor for herd mentality and “us-vs-them”. We change our monsters (or make new ones) to fit the social mores and taboos of the culture of the time. There is a reason that many examples of “The Monster” in literature focus not on the actual villainy of the Monster, but on the villainy of the other humans in the story. Monsters are a mirror, held up to the face of the reader, demanding that we stare at the worst parts of what it is to be human.
Well played polite vampires! Otherwise you could have been subject to this rebuff!
Spoilers for a very recent movie from this year.
Sinners (2025).
Nah I’m in if ageless isn’t false too.
Just not immortal, 'cuz the Sun sure isn’t.
But the sun hurts vampires, wouldn’t they be happier without it? At least until everything else dies and they starve.
Hahahaha jokes on everyone else, the sun already burns my when I step outside.
Happy little popsicles
That’s what he meant there will be a sun death and it would be horrifying to still be forced to be alive
Yeah I’m not into hanging out inside a Red Giant/White Dwarf/Black Dwarf/Floating for trillions of years watching Heat Death personally.
No worries for that. The sun will come and visit them in person before it goes.
you wanna be here forever?
Certainly not, but at least as long as humans are still around.
that’s what I meant, i doubt I’d want to be alive even for a few centuries, one will be much more than enough
I’d rather live as long as possible, the idea doesn’t seem to bother me oddly enough. I’ve thought it through and still think I’d prefer extended life lifespan. I could elaborate, but people don’t generally like hearing my views on such things so I’m not going to.
That said, I think your opinion is the most common that I’ve heard, and it’s understandable.
ok well I guess good luck on your quest of becoming a vampire
Don’t let them in! It’s a trick!
Nice try globalists
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