It’s not that they changed the amount of individual pensions. What they did is force them to pre-fund the pensions to a ridiculous degree.

They were funding pensions for people that hadn’t even been born yet.

To be honest, Trump doesn’t even really know what he’s doing. He just blindly signs whatever is put in front of him before he heads out to the golf course.

They’re trying to kill it. Anything they can squeeze out of existing customers in the meantime is just gravy.

If you can’t understand subtext, I can’t help you.

If your wife makes a habit of chasing and yelling at children, you should be careful. She could be charged and it is unlikely it would be laughed out of court.

Assault doesn’t need physical contact. Just yelling at him threateningly and chasing is more than enough to qualify. If she hit him it would also be battery.

Some books match their cover.

Assault.

Every accusation is a confession for them. They’ve been telling on themselves for decades.

It would be violently unpleasant without a lot of prep. Most likely you’d get an answer to the Ant Man - Thanos question.

Yeah, proprietary software are the worst offenders.

That was in reference to what you were responding to.

Unfortunately, so many error messages are so utterly useless that it has taught many people that all errors are just pointless background noise even if they’re actually giving useful info.

Sure, but ‘make your own doughnuts’ isn’t exactly a useful response to that.

You still had to be not poor to take advantage of all that. College was cheaper, but nowhere near cheap. Homes were possible, but many lost them in the crash. It wasn’t like the boomer and earlier days where you could support a family to retirement on one job needing only a GED.

God’s just trying to avoid a buffer overflow. So only one person per request.

The thing that graph doesn’t take into account is barely anyone payed full price for those older games. Games used to lower prices to increase sales volume and those sale prices are significantly less than $80 even accounting for inflation.

Trump would have actually learned something

That’s physically impossible at this point.

“to the best of my ability” is a pretty big loophole for Trump, who has no ability.

Given how inaccurate that metaphor is, I can say with near certainty that has nothing to do with this comic.