• Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world
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    I’m an on call mortician. I spend a lot of time walking around funeral homes at night in the dark. I heard shit moving around and weird crashing noises all the time. I fuckin ignore that shit. Oh, what? The demon wants attention again, so I have to take my earbuds out? Nah. Not tonight Satan. I’m really into this audio book.

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    Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.

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      PSA: They re-released this with less scary pictures. Definitely try to get the original

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Immediately thought of Harold but it’s not Harold. I don’t know if it’s just another creepy guy in a chair from the same artist, or if this is an AI generated imitation. I know it’s not from the current printing; the art has been completely changed and isn’t even remotely creepy.

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    actually what you should probably do is make sure your co/co2/other poisonous gas detectors are working.

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    I once heard sex noises through the wall.

    So I cranked up the volume and played the samples from Sinistar.

    I HUNGER. RUN COWARD.