My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
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We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
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Toilet paper? All according to plan
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I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Well, safety first
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
looks at radiator dubiously
A wall?!
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
Don’t look up “anal vore”
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
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Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
Poor cat
It’s a car. RIP
OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
