You mean something like this?

Man thats sad :(

You better not bite the patient when i leave

-Lisa probably

😉😉

From now on you’re french

And then they blame us for not being able to tell where their 2 ton truck is going like MY BROTHER YOU’RE TURNING LEFT WHILE STARING AT THE LOT LIZARD 300 FEET AWAY ON THE RIGHT!!!

I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

Ford should really start getting in the train business

Zeus got beef with Santa

Too late, can’t move my legs anymore😔

Enough to feel FANTAstic

Badum tshhhh

He’s beginning to believe

“IT’S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!” -Onion to God

Dammit, now i can’t get up