𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 个月前You know... they have a pointsopuli.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1659arrow-down12
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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 个月前Wrigley’s gum is the chewiest gum Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth Your teeth are bones that live outside and hang from your lips like BATS OH outside bones outside bones never forget your teeth are outside bones and when you’re a kid they fall from your head and to make it less weird we say they’re stolen by a demon that your parents knoooooww WRIGLEYS!
minus-squareDeconceptualist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton. (not technically true but fun anyway)
Wrigley’s gum is the chewiest gum
Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth
Your teeth are bones that live outside
and hang from your lips like BATS
OH
outside bones
outside bones
never forget your teeth are outside bones
and when you’re a kid
they fall from your head
and to make it less weird
we say they’re stolen by a demon
that your parents knoooooww
WRIGLEYS!
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
(not technically true but fun anyway)