My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better
If you don’t have the time for homemade, store bought is fine.
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER
Ok but why you crop it that way?
Why doesn’t it have more jpeg? That’s the real question here.
(The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)
Here’s a version with better cropping:
Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.
Ive already been on edge for the past 30 years with how American products aren’t allowed directly in other countries because the EU bans certain chemicals.
And post-DOGE, I’m absolutely mortified.
How much is normally in there? And how?
A not-insignificant amount.
Cows will shit in the milking shed with the same frequency as they will shit anywhere else they stand. Probably a higher freqency because they are often agitated by the loud noises, and hairless apes fondling them.
The machines used to milk them are very simple pneumatic massagers hooked up to a vacuum hose. If those machines fall off, or get kicked off by an agitated cow, they will suck up whatever else they come in contact with until someone notices and comes to pick them up again or shut them off.
It is an absolutely regular occurence that cow shit gets sucked up into the lines and pumped into the milk vat. Filter socks(think a coffee filter, but the size of a poster-tube) are installed in the line before the milk vat to reduce the amount of solids that make it through, but there is always some amount of liquefied cow shit ending up in the milk.
Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”
DOGE gets rid of FDA
Silly restrictions that hurt corporations.
The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food. Realistically, there’s going to be some no matter what food producers do.
Here’s some of the rules for basically everything but dairy. Although you might not want to read them.
Dairy is so complicated that they have a searchable database. I found a couple of numbers for bacteria counts, but it seems to be an “it varies.”
Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.
And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.
They are the assholes, they are the ones providing the shit.
Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost
Thanks for the link. My first question was, “What brand, what item?”
Per the FDA, the recalled item is Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted. The butter, which is sold in 8-ounce packages, contains two sticks of butter in a cardboard box.
Another reason to go vegan:
Your butter won’t have shit in it!
There is no vegan butter that holds a candle to real butter though. And there are also feces in flour and most other foodstuffs. Can’t reliably pest proof food stores and fields without exterminating all life. Just cause it sounds disgusting doesn’t mean it is.
Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals’ breasts is not a great idea?
The cruelty improves the flavor. We should start waterboarding our vegetables to clean the manure off and give them that inhumane zing.
Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them
Woooooosh
