Dickbutt
Miss identifying someone has consequences
What about Miss Identifying’s parents, Mr and Mrs Identifying?
This might be the worst quality image I’ve ever seen posted to this community. It took literally seconds to find the original. I would much rather have fewer posts on Lemmy if it means not having awful quality images like this.
Here, have an even worse version for next time:
I thought he was gonna give him a tiny tail on his front penis.
I could work with that.
He at no point mentioned “with ballsack” lucky bastard got a freebee
Lucky until he wants to sit down!
Or poops
I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps
Even genies don’t neglect the balls.
Didn’t wish for it, invalid
He said the words, and genies love to twist around your words to make your wish backfire.
fuck
Literally
There are quite a few more interesting options now.
I’m always sad when I order a cocktail & the person is just a bartender. One of these days …
The worst part would be having to sit on your balls every time.
But, hear me out, cowgirl and she can give you back rub while doing it.
