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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago

True Romance

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True Romance

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  • Anh Kagi@jlai.lu
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    whereas snails just stab the other with a bone made specifically for this, to prevent the other to dissolve the sperm bag it just accepted.

    (and of course the one how stabbed first will definitely dissolve the sperm bag)

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      why not just have both be pregnant smh?

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    “Frotting” is the porn search term

    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      I want to see a strap on fight where the person whose strap on falls off first bottoms

      (This wouldnt work bc everyone on the internet is a bottom, but let me indulge in the fantasy

  • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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    Does the winner or the loser of the penis fencing get pregnant?

    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      Both are trying to stab the other. The one that gets stabbed gets pregnant.

      Which is the winner and the loser depends on personal preference.

      • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The non-pregnant parent wins, because they get the same genetic payoff but don’t have to spend the resources.

    • SVcrossDO@lemmy.world
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      Oh baby, I wanna lose to you so badly

  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    sort of like 2 versatile tops, but no pregnancy. lol

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    @[email protected] your username takes on a whole new meaning 🤣

    • Unruffled [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Lmao, this is the way… 😂

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    [citation needed]

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