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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up118·8 months agoJust got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up64arrow-down1·8 months agoYou should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too. Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·8 months agoThen make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·8 months agoThis is why I prefer cats.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoCats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agoOur vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.
Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
This is why I prefer cats.
Cats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
Not how drugs work…
On a dog’s brain? Who even knows?
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Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.