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In my DARE program, they would let us submit anonymous questions and every week a cop would read out “Would SpongeBob smoke weed?” and get mad.

  • katy ✨
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    2910 months ago

    it’s really changed since i remember in my dare program in middle school they made us smell weed

    • SharkEatingBreakfastOP
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      1910 months ago

      A friend of mine recalls this happening in his DARE program, too!

      And also recalls loving the smell.

      • nickA
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        10 months ago

        I’m in favour of legalisation but weed smells like wet socks lol

        • katy ✨
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          1710 months ago

          Ngl I don’t have a problem with other people doing it but it was legitimately the worst part of concerts for me I just couldn’t stand the smell ;__; (and my first concert was the Green Day Insomniac tour which was full of it :P)

          • katy ✨
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            1110 months ago

            (although thanks to the guy smoking who let us borrow his lighter so we could burn together some wrist straps and get onto the floor you’re the real hero)

      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        For mine, they brought in a stalk without leaves. That probably would have been circa '04.

      • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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        910 months ago

        He’s saying he’s recognizing the pattern of what is usually funny but his brain is currently not in a state to compute the funny.

        Sleep deprivation is a common reason for that.

        • Smorty [she/her]
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          210 months ago

          Yes, precisely. I still don’t know what’s the funny. Or is it really just -ha SpongeBob funny-?

          • @[email protected]
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            710 months ago

            The humor is derived from the silliness of making a government officer read such a juvenile question out loud. So in a way, yeah, haha SpongeBob, but more like “haha SpongeBob, police officer, anti drug program, and drugs”