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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 个月前

NCD, what are we ordering?

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NCD, what are we ordering?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 个月前
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Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/15tcidq/visiting_vancouver_and_came_across_this/

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  • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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    Bonus target practice

    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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      8 个月前

      the potpourri on the urinal is a nice touch

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        Hopefully grown with 100% natural dead Russian remains.

  • Schiffsmädchenjunge@sh.itjust.works
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    I feel generous today so Slava Ukraïni for all!

    And then a nice Bombing of Kremlin for me, thanks and cheers.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      Cheers 🍹

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I mean, how can you pass on Orks on Fire?

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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    Putin’s Brain Hemorrhage, please

  • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    Obviously bombing of the kremlin

    • espentan@lemmy.world
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      I dunno… it’s a toss up between that and Putin’s brain hemorrhage… Nah, let’s make it easy; one of each, please!

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “We have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever! We begin bombing in 5 minutes”

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    7 个月前

    7 Slava Ukraïnis

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    One of each, line em up!

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    Since I had a little sambuca accident and burned part of my beard I stay away from burning drinks. They sound nice though.

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    Putins brain hemmoarage 🤤

  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m not a shots guy really, they all sound terrible, but what the hell, I’ll take one of each, just please be quiet in the morning.

  • lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl
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    Warszawa isn’t in Ukraine 👀

    • Metz@lemmy.world
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      Perhaps a greeting to the Polish neighbors who have already suffered under russia, hate russia and are very supportive of Ukraine.

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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        RIP that Polish farmer who lived on the border and was killed by Russian missile debris. He deserved better than a 2 hour news cycle.

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    Yoooo, this sub is based!

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Do they serve falafel?

    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      No but their borscht is very good, if you order it to eat in they give you a big slice of any of their fresh baked breads (sunflower rye is the best one.)

      Their cabbage rolls are pretty tasty and during summer they have a delicious pickle salad.

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    Virgins make a lunch order

    Chads make a launch order

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