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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Capri Sun.

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Capri Sun.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Instructions unclear, can’t find the clitoris on my Capri Sun…

    • AZERTY@feddit.nl
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      Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.

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        Well that’s food for thought…

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          No, the Lenovo keyboard clit does not taste good.

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        Well it’s red so it has to be inflamed.

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      The left are now trying go groom our children through pouched beverages. When will the madness end?!

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        “CaPrIsUn iS mAdE oF PiSs FrOm sLeEpY jOe BiDeN aNd tHe DeMOnCrAtS! OnLy DrInK TrUmP PiSs! MAgA! LeTs Go BrAnDoN!”

        –Someone having a stroke while posting on Facebook, Probably

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          "McConnell? Shut up you’re just jealous of his BOUTS OF FREEDOM!

          Our hero is so free he even frees himself from himself! I’m so proud! 😭😭😭"

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      How do you guys use the staws? I always fuck up and rupture a testicle or leave another extra hole in the satchel.

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      Yep, now my is dick stuck in my Capri Sun.

    • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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      I think I must have found it, I gave it a squeeze and it squirted into my eye.

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      Try kissing it first

    • androidul@lemmy.ml
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      You’re looking for the clitoris on the Capri Sun, I didn’t even find the vagina 😔

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