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minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·9 个月前Immigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 个月前Sir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 个月前Why would you want to see where they live…? Nothing of human value is in there
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 个月前Read his comment. Then read the post’s title. Then read his comment again. Something of literally human value may be in his basement.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 个月前This one is more believable because it’s harder to prove. They should have went with this story instead.
Immigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
Sir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
Why would you want to see where they live…? Nothing of human value is in there
Read his comment. Then read the post’s title. Then read his comment again.
Something of literally human value may be in his basement.
Joke ->
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This one is more believable because it’s harder to prove. They should have went with this story instead.
I see no flaw in that logic.