Because we are not entertained.

Big deal, I was Time’s Person of the Year in 2006.

The 1994 World Series was a particularly bad series for baseball fans.

I also extend that to the status of “gangster of love”

I mean, coyotes can’t catch roadrunners despite having access to unlimited Acme products. They’re no match for humans.

2025 2026 2100 2525 3000 10000 ???

No swipe for you! Come back one year!

I can feel it Cumming in the air tonight

I got the Cola Wars

Oh the dinosaurs worked. The humans would have them do the crappy jobs that the people didn’t want to do. This would lead to the dinosaurs making wisecrack remarks about how it’s a living.

He did? When did this happen?

Are you gonna keep going until you’ve covered all the Pokemon?

On the other hand you don’t want to dismiss everything you read on the Internet. That’s how World War II got started.

Maybe

And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”

I thought the W was for weast.

Hi Dr. Nick!

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

East? I thought you said weast.