MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 1 year ago14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down140
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1image14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksMrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 1 year agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down3·1 year agoSir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoAin’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
minus-squarehaulyard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·1 year agoHighly recommend doing shit prior to that.
minus-squared00phy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoInstructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Somebody made an awful mess…
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.