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starman@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

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Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

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starman@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/windows-10-why-dont-i-have-permission-to-open-my/6f33e814-3cc6-4ce6-993c-dffcf1bb5b75

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    The real answer?

    “We once gave you commoners this power and you used it to fuck your computer up and then blamed us for it, so we learned you can’t be trusted with this power. We hid it behind a kind of skill test, and you’re failing that test.”

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      Good luck with opening the subdirectories of C:\WindowsApps\. I ran Explorer as admin, gave myself R/W permissions, even recursively changed ownership of everything, followed all the online guides… Still denied access.

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        If you make a bootable linux usb drive you can do whatever you want with all windows stupid files without even having to install linux.

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        Those’re probably containerised.

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          Sandboxed rather than containerised I think.

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        U can use proccess hacker to lauch for example total commander with SYSTEM privileges it’s highest possible privilege in windows.

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          it’s highest

          its* hightest highest

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            deleted by creator

            • laughterlaughter@lemmy.world
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              Whoops! Thanks. Corrected.

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        @ChaoticNeutralCzech
        Tried knoppix?
        @Reddfugee42 @programmerhumor

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      Why can’t I delete System32? It’s taking up space.

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        Where are the other 31 systems??

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      I prefer the answer of giving the giy the reins and letting him get it so riddled with viruses then when he calls for support replying “sorry, your property your problem. You have absolute dominion over it and thus we give no warranty as we have no responsibility.”

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        Microsoft gives no warranty and assumes no responsibility as it is.

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      Reminds me of the “chmod 777” crowd at work. Goddamn it.

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      😂👌 this

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