Aww :')

Go on…

1! Just had a pumpkin spice coffee in bed while I watched the sunrise. The clouds were cotton candy pink for a few minutes there. Life is good :)

The food of the gods.

It’s pretty much a staple in the New Jersey food landscape and for good reason.

(Too bad for you they don’t have a ‘Taylor Ham’, egg, and cheese sizzli) >;)

Sure, that way I can get a pork roll, egg, and cheese Sizzli to fuel me before I go Trenton on your ass

Well first of all, that’s the standard greeting in New Jersey

As a proud New Jerseyan, I offer a hearty fuck you to whoever made this lameass sign.

Pork roll. I will die on this hill.

Yeah you could easily get them made on a machine at the boardwalk

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

Ruh roh

Last night I dreamed that the litterbox was full but I don’t even have a cat. wHaT DOeS iT mEAn¿‽

This made me smile :)

For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.

Yikes, I’d be pissed too!