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I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

Exclusively will be used on the DM after the party does something that gets him butt-hurt.

I feel like this would have been perfect for Inglorious Basterds, if that movie wasn’t directed by Tarantino. Instead of The Bear Jew, we would have had this woman.

How do we know that Grok doesn’t have a manual mode where Musk himself can just make posts he wrote through its account?

Law of physics isn’t even stopping you. Physics would permit you to levitate under the right conditions. We wanted to find the Higgs Boson so badly because we thought it would help us levitate.

Soon may the Pirateman come,

To bring us movies, games, and… Rum.

Please start with my sister. Her off-key screeching is giving me headaches.

Scientists should be working on technology to allow rats to pilot cooks.

Wtf… There are still places that have payphones? 😮

I remember when I was a kid, I was eating a banana and suddenly felt something hard and crunchy. It was one of my baby teeth that was already super loose finally coming free.

“He-hell naw!”

I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

Yeah, but I tend to do that leg bouncing thing when waiting (or otherwise bored out of my head) so that might explain some of the physical exhaustion.

I want to see Japan, but I have almost no interest in Tokyo or Mt. Fuji or anything well known outside of Japan. I want to see small towns and non-touristy places.

Is it slopped or is it shopped? 🤔

Since my mom died, my thoughts are 5% sex, 5% video games and 90% about slitting my wrists because I don’t have a gun or pills.

Exploding Head Syndrome

I am just relieved that it’s not a syndrome in which your head just decides to randomly explode.

Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

What if that’s what I am into?

Kids never ate ass to know how good it is. After tongue punching a fart box, they’ll change their tune.