Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Viewing this image made my calf start cramping.

I would have used it to change the channel in waiting rooms where they locked out or disabled the controls on the TV and have it stuck on FOX.

Fruity Pebbles exist purely for the kids that think the aquarium gravel looks delicious as fuck.

And it’s exactly what I would expect aquarium gravel to taste and feel like.

I always wanted a phone with an IR blaster, especially after smartphones became a thing, so I could just use my phone as a universal remote for my TV and stereo.

I want the potion of fast travel.

chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed

It worked!

Gen (A)lpha gets A-wings.

There have been more than 1 working flying car prototypes in the past so it’s actually not the first one. The problem with a flying car isn’t even getting a car to fly; it’s how you’re going to regulate it for safety when everyone has one.

Where 60FPS Bloodborne port?

So if Batman was in Australia, he’d fight crime during the day? 🤔

Hello, this is the void calling.

Sounds fun.

www doesn’t mean “world wide web,” it means “wet and wild wildebeests”

“I like it in here…”

I was thinking about PCP the other day because it’s the one drug I know basically nothing about aside from jokes that it gives you superhuman strength.

I thought I recognized this. I must have had an issue it was printed in.

This makes me angry.

🎵Cum as you are,

As you were,

As I want you to pee🎵

Do they not make those arm strap things to hold your mp3 player/phone on your upper arm anymore? I can control the music through my headphones (with voice or actual buttons) so the thing actually playing music doesn’t matter all that much, personally.