I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
I don’t get it either. That shit is so much more expensive. Not only are they charging you delivery fees and “convenience” fees, the base prices of what you’re ordering at are also inflated through apps like Doordash and Uber Eats. Something that is only $5 if you went and got it yourself is now $8, plus a delivery fee, plus other fees. And then there is also a chance that the person delivering it is a piece of shit who just steals your food.
I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream!
I’m amazed it’s only $800. I figured that shit was gonna be like 8-10 thousand.
I always wondered if the people who commonly are depicted as the bad guys in movies ever just don’t go to movies because they hate being depicted as evil, but it turns out they just didn’t actually pay any attention to the movies to have noticed the bad guys are basically them.
It already annoyed me that some people I know IRL will start an argument not know what they are talking about, start looking shit up on Wikipedia, only to misread or not comprehend what they are reading, proving themselves in the wrong but still acting like they were right.
Now it’s even worse because even if they read what they are provided carefully, it’s straight up hallucinated BS 70℅ or more of the time.
I’m remembering an episode of Doug where they were trying to sell chocolate bars that nobody wanted, with the running gag of them still having last year’s bar as a door stop and then at the end of the episode, we are shown that some random series of coicendences had a concrete mixer dumping concrete into the chocolate, explaining why they were so hard and heavy (and inedible).
I can’t help but think Trump’s chocolate would be the same, but the concrete is purposefully there and not just by accident.
Just stupid all around…
“You overstayed your welcome, buddy. Now instead of letting you go home, we’re going to keep you trapped here even longer.”
Do you want them to stay or to go? Make up your friggin’ mind! 😬
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“Users posting with vitriolic aggression will be banned.”
I haven’t been able to want to use my VR headset since I saw a news article saying they were cracking down on piracy. Everything I legitimatly own on Steam that has a Meta standalone version, I pirated the meta version. The only non-pirated thing on the headset I have is VRchat. And that’s because it’s free anyway.
Bricking my headset because of this would be harming me.
These are easier for me than normal Magic Eye pictures, because I can just use the “floating hotdog”* method of putting it right up to my face, letting my eyes get used to being focused there and then slowly moving away from it until it pops out of the page/screen.
*(to do the “floating hotdog” trick, put your index fingers end to end then put them right up in your eye line. Now slightly move your fingers apart until the floating hotdog appears)
“Where is the award?”
“It’s in your hands.”
“Whoa! Far out, man!”
I’ve been so high, I turned my phone’s flashlight on to look for my phone.
I’m 40 and still get morning wood.
Mr. Baldi is chasing me
The Expression 2.0
My dream date would be co-op in Elden Ring and they end up soloing the hardest bosses using the weakest weapon in the game without taking a hit. That would be so hot.
Must be pretty weird then; even the bible mentions some pretty weird sex stuff.
Me, a language/arts person: “Huh?”
I’m honestly shocked that multiple people got the reference.
Even freshly showered balls still have that distinct ball smell. The soap just mixes with it and now you have a light floral addition to the sweaty ball smell.
Source: I like putting my face in balls.