 
- looks in the toilet … that doesn’t say disaster! - Worf: … that because it’s in Klingon - Disaster in Klingon: Qugh 
 [source]- That seems easier to do than ‘d i s a s t e r’ - Probably gets a higher score too - Probably in Klingon scrabble, the Q isn’t worth as much. 
 
- The pieces in Klingon Scrabble are much larger than the English ones from Earth. 
 
- You haven’t played Scrabble till you’ve played it in the original Klingon! - Game pieces include a small set of knife blades for the dual to the death if you can’t agree on the spelling - Whoever wins gets a triple bonus on their next word 
 
 
- That explains all the blood wine in the bowl. 
 
- Well, Worf is a dad so this checks out. 
- Today is a good day to defecate 
- Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately? 
- What was the original lines in this scene? - You’ll never get a woman, all you’ll ever have is embarrassing holodecking directions. The writers hate you. - deleted by creator 
 
 







