I hope this is corny enough for y’all
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
Like persephone playing a saxophone.
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario
Pretty sure that’s the point
I thought that was part of the joke
What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)
Or both!
Chistotle on Arispotle?
Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay
Like not even close mispronounce.
Well, there isn’t an ‘é’ at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
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Marble bust with a burrito lust?
Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.
it’s aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
‘Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle’
By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissedNo way in hell I’m pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle
You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?
A-rizz-totely or no dice
I get it now!
Hint: its not an emperor
That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
You can tell by the beard.
So-crates!
No he’s over at Wendy’s
Or Applebees
Chip-pot-el
Santa in a burrito!
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
Ceaser?
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
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chipotle on my plat-o
clint eastwood on fast food?
