Hey, we don’t kink shame here. You do you. Or rather, you do a fire hydrant…

What fire hydrant?

Wait, that was season 7? The sponge was discontinued in 1994. Seinfeld debuted I think in 1990. That means the sponge episode was 3 years after the discontinuement of the sponge!

Don’t mind if I do!

With RFKjr in charge of health and human services, is this even satire? Or is it a spoiler?

Giraffe doesn’t so much look like a supportive friend, as he does a confused bystander who just had a cat climb his 19 foot neck, and is now sleeping on his face.

And cats have total disrespect for other peoples personal space or being in the way.

Plus, first rule of cats is, if they lay on you, or even sleep on you, you can’t move until they’re done. The look on giraffes face says "Aw, come on! I was going to go to the river and socialize! Now I can’t move for a few hours…it’s the law!

Without context, I honestly thought this reply was in reference to my comment abput red lobster having unlimited popcorn shrimp.

You think Americans will think? We have wildly different predictions for how that scenario plays out.

Wait…you think the vast majority of trump voters are wealthy?

Uhhhhhh…I don’t even know how to respond to that without feeling like I’m talking down to you.

This please! Disband ICE!

Thinking wasn’t part of this.

ICE roaming NYC in 5…4…3…2…

So few people cared about him that nobodys talking about it.

Plot twist, he’s legitimately angry, and wearing a red hat.

…no, I’m just joking. Don’t flame him.

Sooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.

Fuck life!

I don’t…get it?

Ooooooh, what community was it?

Most people buy a new cell phone long before the charger stops working.

I’m weird. I’ve had my cell phone since 2020. But MOST people buy one every 2-3 years. Just because the newest latest and greatest just came out.

My 5 year old phone still has no issue charging. And when the battery starts dying, MY battery is user replaceable.

What the hell are geese eating? God damn!!! Just honking and shitting EVERYWHERE!!!

No lies detected.