He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabIt’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
I’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
We are all crabs on this glorious day
It is not nature’s gift, it’s nature’s weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
Soon?…No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
Clearly so does POTUS
Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
It’s like being at home with dad, only dad doesn’t have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden’s well documented stutter that he’s had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it’s just crickets:
man…Melania is creepy AF.
Looks like a Matrix villain.
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
Its lump.
She might be dead.
Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.
