Unless you’re an animal, I think you’re safe.

Excellently done.

“Le poulet”?

Uhh…rest of the world has known for an embarrassingly long time m’dude.

I’m very sorry but “Pepperdine University” sounds like something that makes delicious processed meat products.

Well given the last time a bunch of obnoxious Russian tourists showed up in Finland, their attitude is wholly understandable.

Until she’s weighed, and found to weigh, the same as a duck, this is entirely baseless.

The US? Nah, couldn’t imagine living there.

Ah, that movie, for better or worse, defined my whole generation of guys in highschool. Could swing a dead cat without running into some dude obsessed with tuning his car.

Thankfully, I was nowhere near rich nor “cool” enough to even contemplate owning a car. For me it was my parents’ beat up '92 Chrysler Sundance.

Communicating. Keeping up international relations.

Nah mate “Group Of Pedophiles”.

It’s like partial murder.

You didn’t kill the person. Bleeding out after you severed their legs did.

He’s been doing that since day one. This is just the most openly he’s done it. And those MAGA fuckwits all love it.

The fuck you mean “if”?!

Rest of the world’s got news for you folks.

Nah mate. If it’s just you, you fold that bastard up taco style.

And still no one has managed to accidentally set it on fire.

That would actually be a more civilized way of dealing with international conflicts than what we have on the deck right now.

Apparently, women are supposed to smell like things while men are supposed to smell like concepts.

Sorry, what is .ml?