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binarybelle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 小时前

Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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binarybelle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 小时前
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    https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm

    Tl;Dr August is the most common birth month, but not by enough to actually mean any significant trend. You’re talking a lead of a thousand births in a nation with 365 million people.

    It’s slightly more common to be born in the last six months of the year, again, not in any significant amount.

    Your shitposting is factually inaccurate and should be booed!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

    So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.

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      deleted by creator

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    Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.

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    This is why I keep it to 0 friends

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    There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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      Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

      Voting begins now

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        Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air so you end up catching a cold.

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      Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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        It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!

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    This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.

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    Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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      Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright

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    Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.

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    oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week

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    The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.

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    I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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    Happy new year for some

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